Bobby Finger - I still do not know who you are but I think I love you! Those crossword answers had me in tears.
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Boyz can sing the hooks but the girls have this on lock down as Pimps, Players and HBIC
on total accident* we found out that a really great remedy for cradle cap is butter. Here I thought I was smart for using jojoba oil or coconut oil, but no- it's butter. Works like a charm!
Yeah he's a good mediator.
See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.
OMFG How did I not realize it was Monday until I saw this post at 11:30pm?
As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …
A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.
Oh and to post on behalf of my husband, he gave himself a concussion on our homemade slip-n-slide that was actually a 100ft long piece of painters plastic. I had suggested putting an inflatable pool at the bottom but he said it wasn't necessary and went hard into that metal fence. I'm not sure if this was dumb,…
I fell down the three stairs on my porch, grabbed hold of the porch column with one hand, swung around and slammed face first into my car that was parked in the driveway.
It's science. Men need Testosterone in order to improve meta cognitive faculties. Testosterone is derived from androstenedione to it's bicatalytic subunit MandroRespoActivator or MRA for short. This conversion releases Tesosterone. The most potent way to increase the Androstenedione to MRA reaction, is via bright…
This is ... inappropriate ... but I feel it might be of interest to some people to know that the chefs at Vintage Cave are just the most attractive pair of chefs. Like, erotic friend fiction levels of attractive. Look at them, so smug, so culinary, so attractive:
After spending a four-hour flight next to a Coca-Cola executive trying to brush up against my boobs every time he moved, I'm ok with this.
Don't forget the "'I'm vegan for my health/ethics whatever' but not so secretly a neurotic anorexic and compulsive exercising maniac using veganism as a cover" diet. That one's a doozy.
101. Internet commenters who insist on commenting on articles covering trends they're not aware of to say how a trend must be stupid or nonexistent because they don't know about it and refuse to derive the meaning from the context given in the article. These individuals may or may not have a broken Google.
he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?
Well mine pales in comparison to what's in the article but I will share.
Patron: "Can I see your dessert menu, please?"