It’s a fun game of “Who’s Not-Bernie this Week?”

Now show us where AOC touched you, child.

Are we still talking about Don Jr.? Even his father doesn’t really like him.

How dare you. Donj has posted many pictures to Instagram of him picking up heavy objects and then placing them back on the ground. Is the definition of beefy and strength not but ones ability to deny the laws of physics? And I mean real physics, not that fancy nerd math. Donj clearly displays the beefiness, strength,…

Deviled eggs are magic, somehow. I couldn't eat that many plain hard-boiled eggs, but when they're deviled, it's like you get a whole separate stomach for them.

I ate 12 deviled eggs last night, though I guess, technically, that’s actually just 6. :(

Yes, I thought Saoirse Ronan’s dress was great, but it’s totally brought down by her boring hair and makeup.  

Even worse, she is the new host of Project Runway. wtf...

Lili Reinhart nailed this imo. The garish pink makeup is perfectly on theme

Awkwafina’s dress reminds of something Gillian designed on the Christian Siriano/Rahmi Kashou season of Project Runway.

because she is boring 

WHY IS NOBODY DRESSED AS A LITERAL TENT? It ticks all the goddamned boxes.

Mindy Kaling is 100% dressed as Donatella Versace.

YES. Ugh.

She looks like she was on her way to a cocktail party when she remembered the Met Ball was tonight, asked her limo driver if he had anything campy she could borrow, tied two trash bags to her arms, and called it good enough.

Honestly, misinterpreting it and showing up dressed as camping gear would probably be more on-theme than a lot of what we’re going to see tonight.

My stepdaughter would have killed for that pink wagon that Gaga brought. My stepdaughter would also be rude enough to tell you that it’s a wagon, not a wheelbarrow. I would never be so hold...

I really want someone to misinterpret the theme and show up dressed as a canoe.

At least Billy Porter is doing high camp (as opposed to the rest, who are doing kitsch). Lord, I hope Bette Midler was invited - SHE can teach them all how it’s done.

This is the best part of 2019 for me so far.