“Nancy Pelosi’s going to keep you safe while you sleep? I don’t think so. She’s not.”

My friend adopted a stray - it kept coming around and coming around and finally he and his wife were like, “Fuck it” and took it in. They live in a gentrifying neighborhood that still has some rough patches and you can tell just by looking at this cat, even though it has a pretty cushy life now (and they have a little…

HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH!!

For a selfie. You turned your back on an apex predator for the Gram.

The Great Wall of ‘Gina.

Can’t shoot yourself in the foot if you’ve already lost it to diabetes.

Full disclosure: I’m Jewish. And if I weren’t, I’d convert for these comments (in the style of Tim Whatley).

I don’t know, the weirdo non-Jew my mother invites to be progressive who then loudly talks over all of the family jokes is a staple at our seder.

Ha. The only part of a seder Meghan McCain could play is the bitter herb.

He had a good run! July 5 to March 8 - that’s 35 Scaramuccis!

It’s kind of a heartening sign of how much things have changed since the Dems took over Congress... Today, 23 Republicans did their future election opponents’ sloganeering work for them by voting against a resolution denouncing hate and racism, and Trump’s campaign manager was sentenced to prison (with more charges…

This isn’t surprising in the least. Ellis has always been a MAGA shithead and was totally in the bag for Manafort throughout his trial.

“Take these immigrant children.... please! Heyoooo! You been a great crowd! Try the burnt steak! Don’t forget to stiff your servers! Goodnight, suckers!”

Okay, so I think his record on gun control is absolutely appalling and just as concerning as Kamala’s issues as a prosecutor. I also think the fact that his old white ass had the fucking nerve to say that some of his opponents need more than I’m just a woman or a POC, after he got called out repeatedly for this…

The Nazis believed in universal healthcare.