One of my favorite things is how hardcore Trump supporters ALSO hate Kushner, because he's a "globalist urban cuck." This guy can't catch a break!

At some point Jared has to stop and ask himself if a getting monthly handjob or two from Ivanka is really worth all of this.

Tlaib didn’t say the woman was a token. She said Meadows was using her as one. Maybe in the moment she could have worded it better, but he had this woman come up in front of the audience as a prop, and spoke for her. She was forced to stand there and let Meadows talk about how awesome she thought Trump was.

The Republicans on this committee are a bunch of amateur asshole thugs going head to head with a professional asshole thug, and they are absolutely getting their balls handed to them by Cohen.

Well if you subtract what he’s borrowed from Russia, then he’s got about a buck fifty.

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

That’s been my strategy for a while now.  I sleep easier.

You just can't replicate a zeitgeist. If you could, they'd call it something else.

Why was the first time making love, but the second time was just having sex? What changed in that hour or so?

There was a spirited “Rock, Paper, Scissors” tournament to decide who wrote the announcement for Splinter. The runner up got to write another hit piece about Kamala Harris.  

If he gets the nomination it means the presidency will be fought between two old White men who both claim despite evidence that Russia didn’t interfere to their benefit and both have issues when it comes to racism (one is racist and the other sees racism almost solely through the prism of economic poverty for White…

And also, because she won’t rot. At all. Not even in the soggiest circle of Hell. With all that plastic in her? Nonbiodegradable.

THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL *SO* STUPID

Hoo hoo hoo, aren’t the Splinteresses triggered toDAY! Nah, the Speaker didn’t shit on anything; she just told them to get their shit together first and come back with broader support. She’s done this before. That’s how things roll. As you admit, a resolution is not a bill. So calm the collective tits and wait for the…

I am totally here for women who no longer give a shit about trying to appear nice. If everything became Mean-Clap Nancy and Texts from Hillary I’d be writing check after check to the DNC.

I’m not really a Pelosi fan (she’s been growing on me since the election, admittedly), but that shade thrown was weapons grade fantastic.

Soon the precious will be his.

Astronauts? Whoa! Tonight he truly became presidential.

Well, to be fair, Sean Hannity’s show ain’t going to watch itself.

now there’s an image. surprised o’keefe hasn’t made that a video yet.