papersnowghost
Paper Snow Ghost
papersnowghost

*Hamberdler (sorry)

And more than half the government, at Fed and State level, won’t acknolwedge the link between masyogeny, domestic violence, and gun violence...

This reminds me of a hilarious story that Jeff Zucker told the New Yorker a while back. Behold the master negotiator at work:

Five women were justs shot the other day at a Florida bank, and I read about some funerals today, and it seemed like a year ago.  It’s crazy.

Who? This Trump?

Every single thing about this stupid Russia/Wikileaks caper bothers me, even the aesthetics. The only guy involved so far that even looks something approximating the part of a playing a part in something of this international scale is Alex van der Zwaan. All the others look like goddamn mutants, like they’ve beens

Time to dust off this Team Mueller gif:

If that's really Stone's torso, it's like an inverse of his skull! 

There have been so many mass shootings by young white men that in all seriousness, I can’t keep track of them anymore.

So how long ago did he sneak across the border?

He killed his girlfriend, he killed his girlfriend’s father, he killed his girlfriend’s brother, he killed his own mother, he killed his own father, and then he tried to kill his grandmother.

authorities called a “boyfriend [and] girlfriend type of dispute.”

Sixty straight years of being up your own ass and constantly covered in a layer of dust from your mom’s basement will tend to have an effect on one’s equilibrium.

Well, they’ll get Stone for lying so good
They’ll get Stone just like they said they would
They’ll get Stone when he’s at his home
And they’ll get stone you when he’s there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get Stone

How does it feel

I often confuse SCOTUS with Scrotum.  

YAAAASSSSS!!!

There’s no way he’ll be be getting an SOTU in the House while he’s still issuing threats and ultimatums. Pelosi owns him toupee to toenails right now and they both know it.

“And Roger Stone really pulled one over on the FBI today, didn’t he, Bill? Advantage Trump!

Oh god, can someone please turn those comments into a liquid medium and main line it right into my veins?