I love this photo. That’s the look of a man deciding whether the dick he’s about to suck is really going to get him that promotion* 

*It won’t Mitt

This, as always, sums up Romney very effectively:

I thought they were interviewing the 400 lb guy who hacked the DNC!

Doesn’t sound presidential at all. Number one, it’s a pair of coherent thoughts, in sentences that have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Two, it has far too many syllables.

I don't actually think so... Yes, the words are the same, but somehow, when Schiff says it, one believes him. (Oh, I know, it's because Schiff doesn't have a history of being a pathological liar! That's why!!) 

lighten up. many things are serious and one healthy way to cope is humour. i have cancer and, guess what, some of the shit i go through is fucking funny. 

He doesn’t even want a wall, he wants the FUNDING for a wall so he can steal it, plain and simple. His increasing desperation means he is cash-poor right now, he NEEDS the money from whatever shady deal he’s already cut. Everything else he says about it is total bullshit designed to rile up his flaccid “base”, nothing…

The dichotomy between Trump’s inability to staff anyone of merit in his administration and counsel and the deluge of resumes of qualified applicants swamping the Democrats is making 2019 look positively idyllic compared to 2018. I dare say it might even rank higher than getting hit by a bus.

Told you bitch, we coming for you.

It's politically convenient to be a fucking dumbass.

If NAFTA was so incredibly bad for the USA, why was it signed in the first place? Why did every single president up until Trump keep it around? What does a fucking moron like Trump know about money and economy, when he bankrupted almost every business he owned and even a few casinos?

Shit, he makes me miss the eloquent oratory of GWB.

The United States looses soooo much money

So Trump hates the deal that 45 negotiated with Canada and Mexico. He seems to forget who 45 is even when embroided on his crappy shirts.

They’ll only start caring when Trump starts killing white children.

“It is truly absurd that the freedom of so many people in the U.S. is dependent on one 85-year-0ld woman. If we lived in a better, fairer society, Merrick Garland would have been confirmed to the Supreme Court, and Brett Kavanaugh never would have made it. But this is hell world, and so we must pray for the continued…

There really is a tweet for everything...

Did it ever occur to The Mensa member that wrote this article that The NFL had to settle for Maroon 5 since no artist of color wanted to have anything to do with them in one of the blackest cities in The US? I mean when you think of who they could’ve had and who they basically settled with, you would have to be a fool…

I feel a little badly for starring this up from 69 up to 70. A little.