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Aaaaah, I guess I didn’t RC...

Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

I recently had the babka portion of the babka episode pop up in real life (because it always does around Chanukah). I scoffed at a cinnamon babka, then realised it was still a lovely (if inferior) offering to chocolate—and that I ought just get over my Seinfeld-inspired assholery and be gracious.

LOOK TO THE COOKIE

Serenity now. Hoochie Mama. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You gotta see the baby.  Jumbalaya.  I’m going on no sleep. Festivus for the rest of us. 

The one where Kramer finds the discarded set of The Merv Griffin Show and turns his apartment into a talk show set is hands down one of the funniest episodes.

Are we gonna talk about how Nancy Pelosi gave no fucks about Trump’s bs or does that hurt your soul too much to admit she’s maybe not going to just hand over wall money?

The Lannisters at least paid their debts. These clowns are more like House Frey.

So we’re clear. On Jan. 1, dozens of Democratic judges across Texas will take the bench, including turning three important courts of appeals blue, because O’Rourke inspired people who normally wouldn’t have given a shit to stand in long lines and vote.

Beto is likely THE best chance of rousing a populist uprising against the Republicans in 2020, so of course you can bet there will be some writers here who will be knee deep in opposition op-eds against him because of...feelings.

already-overstuffed 2020 Democratic presidential primary ring

After months of hyping him for the midterms, now begins Splinter’s political assassination campaign against Beto for the high crime of Not Being Bernie.

It’s is both their greatest gift, and ultimately their downfall. It’s a superpower that ALWAYS backfires on its user. You’d have to be insane to see how quickly Trump goes through staff and how he turns around and stabs his own people in the back to want to come into this administration.

Kelly sees the writing on the wall.

He’s just one in a long long line of shitty people who have gone in and out of the revolving door that is this administration.

I love peridots!

I think it’s the outer-borough-NYC/ Northern Jersey accent for a unique to that region consonant sound (frequently heard in “How yoo dtoin’?”)

I love the NY one.

I’m hoping they just dump his corpse in the ocean like they did with Bin Laden.  

He 100% did. Got it lay it on thick for that People Magazine Money!