Wisconsin is Scott Free, come January!

This kid?

“Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari has denied a bizarre rumor claiming that he has died and was replaced by a Sudanese imposter.”

AOC knows posting is war and she’s the goddamn Ghenghis Khan of it.

Scott Free better not be expecting any pardon

Huckabee is that Boomer grandpa who’s continually posting memes his grandkids can disprove with one link from Snopes.

I wondered about that, too. What made this ridiculous, hateful old man think he was going to get by with short-form written shit-talk, when all he’s bringing is that weak, Facebook-uncle level shit?

A friend of mine wrote for the Onion during the tail end of the Bush II years and he used to complain that GWB was already a walking Onion articles and making life difficult for them. He’s not there anymore but I wonder what he thinks now...

She’s not even breaking a sweat LOL

+1 comic sans.

That’s a burn that must have boiled the Potomac. 

Fucking Scott Free. Always making things worse.

Stephen Miller is working that side of the street

Scott Free is John Barron’s PR guy. He’s great with cyber

Honestly Trump’s myriad crimes against the English language could be it’s own series of trials at The Hague.

There’s at least 12 Bryces there.

“Don’t y’all have jobs to do?”

I’m starting to think these politicians have some kink around getting owned by AOC. 

For making me smile with the words you share