NO MORE OLD WHITE MEN. No bernie. No biden. 

Bernie Sanders’s potential 2020 White House bid...

My favorite part: Puerto Rico is an Island, so it was really hard, because there was water, so it makes it an extra special thing, because island, and water. (I may have paraphrased that, but if you didn’t watch it live, trust me, you would have been thinking it, at least I was).

75,000 Puerto Ricans have relocated to- and registered to vote in Florida, so who’ll get to really judge?

This article about Francis Anwana makes my heart hurt. Fuck you people who voted for this asshole, look what this shitty fucking admin is doing to people.

But then he couldn’t buy any groceries.

I think you mean they’re against sex for pleasure for women.

No, no, no. They are against sex for pleasure so they don’t think women should even be having sex outside of a hetero marriage at all ever!

If the “pro-life” movement was really about preventing abortion they would be doing everything they could to make birth control cheap/free/easily available. If the “pro-life” movement was about saving babies they would be funding WIC and other prenatal programs, and funding Head Start early education. They would be…

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

not sure where I stand on this 

Season 3 of Search Party?

White woman on my job wanted to touch my hair.
She said, “It looks so soft.”
I said, “Can I rub on your pregnant belly?”
“No.”
“See? Same thing.”

I was sad to hear in entertainment news that The Bandit passed away today.

I got chills!

god I would just love for him to stroke out while having a twitter freakout. Just GO. No one WANTS YOU HERE. GO.

I literally drowned in irony reading this tweet. RIP me.

If the trials were Nuremberg-like, they’d be hanged.

And you know the only reason this person is coming forward is because Woodward’s book came out, everyone looks bad, and as he’s renowned for being a thorough, above reproach reporter, claiming it’s all fake is not going to fly. It’s this person’s way of saying ‘yeah, it’s as bad as it’s been reported, but hey, we’re…