Years ago, I loaned a particular book of mine (Shoot! by George Bowering) to my then gf. She then, without asking, loaned it to her professor who promptly lost it (my theory is he just needed a copy and kept it). We had a huge fight over it, mostly about how it should be her responsibility to find me a new copy.

A specialer level of special. The specialist special that ever was. Speciamundo!

You may also like some of the photos from the protest:

That’s some really astounding craftsmanship. It looks just like him, like exactly like him if he was a cartoon baby with a curl of yellow chest hair and the pale no-tanner rings around his eyes. And yet, somehow, it is also impossibly cute. It’s a work of oxymoronic genius.

London is my favorite city in the whole wide world, and this just reinforces that love a thousandfold. Good lookin’ out, Londoners! 

This #bigbabyblimp #trumpybaby is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a really long time. It’s made my week. Good work London 👶🇬🇧

So is Trump an asshole to any of the male members of the G7, or is he reserving all of his dicktitude for May and Merkel?  I guess he shits on Trudeau occasionally....

That could work. Michael Stipe was a lot more blasé about it though. Personally I feel angry, like most of the time. 

Every time trump’s popularity in the republican party goes up it means that there are fewer people who are claiming to be republicans.

I was a little scared to make such a drastic change to the part of my face that defined my career

Many years ago, I was in California for business while very pregnant. A woman approached me on the street, said she was a psychic medium and told me she felt compelled to tell me I was having a girl based on my aura. This was well before the days of in utero gender identification, so I had no idea what my child would…

I worked as lowly junior PR person for Pierce Brosnan 5 years ago, only for 3 or 4 days, and he came to me at the after party for his film and thanked me BY NAME. I almost fell over. He didn’t have to thank me, but to also remember my name was like, insanity.

Trump has shown me that my capacity for hatred far exceeds what I ever imagined I was capable of experiencing. He is the personification of how stupid, greedy, and evil a human can be. They say you die the way you live. I hope his last days are filling with the kind of pain that make you acutely aware of the fact that…

And the crowd went wild.

President Sahara is truly the thirstiest of them all.  

Starred for Commander of Cheese

Dude, you need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

That’s what I figured, she took a minute to outline what she wanted to say on a napkin before standing up. 

Cut to the Civility Brigade clutching their pearls. Someone fetch my smelling salts and my fainting couch, for that I am getting the vapors!

I knew 30 seconds into the WHCD that she had bigger balls than anyone else in the room. I couldn’t believe she was that fearless to stand among all of them and tell them to their faces how terrible and hypocritical they all were. Whatever the future holds for her I guarantee she made her mark on how political roasting…