Let’s also point out that Trader Joe’s likely has a very flexible schedule, allowing Geoffrey to go on auditions and take acting gigs.

His inauguration wasn’t like this.

I’ve said this many times, but Trump is that kid in high school who takes swipes at the good-looking, popular kids but secretly wants to be friends with them because he thinks it will make him cooler by proxy.

It wouldn’t be the worst thing! Teen Vogue is the awesome (and I am someone well WELL past the Teen Vogue demographic). 

“I trust Shlomo to figure out a way to get me evicted”.

What I don’t understand is why people like Ashley are paid to write about politics and don’t already know shit like this!

I agree. I’m one of the biggest MJ fans there is, and I’m not offended that Sam Smith doesn’t like him. If anything, his dislike of MJ’s music just makes Sam seem more flavorless than before.

It’s not you... actually think it’s super confusing the way it is written.

I remember reading back in the day that on The Report, Colbert never let a guest talk for more than, like, 17 seconds, before interrupting because that is what the character would do.

That part is very poorly written and confusing.

Right? I mean she worked in PR before the White Hourse, who would want that woman representing them? Especially in NYC and companies within the fashion industry.

Trump is that kid in high school who claimed to hate the popular kids but secretly wanted to be one of them.

Have you seen that guy’s Twitter? Talk about a Trump suck up.

We’ve all been waiting for the “Trump paid for my abortion” story. This might be it!

Carter Page is so fucking thirsty that he’ll appear on cable news and happily incriminate himself rather than staying the hell out of the spotlight. 

Meh, if Carter Page’s appearances on ‘All In w/ Chris Hayes’ are any indication, Jake Tapper is going to allow Page to demonstrate what a complete dumbass he is.

Some of them are on the right track:

The current GOP line is “Yes, we agree Russia interfered our election, but it’s time to move on.”

Ugh, I would imagine seeing The Wall would be akin to seeing those cement stairs from ‘The Exorcist’.

Have you watched her latest fashion show? A GEM.