Putin is also an economy-sized leader.

He sure was extra-crispy looking today, eh?

I’ve read that perhaps Mueller got those indictments done on Friday so that he might set Commander Cheese into a treason trap.

I posted it above, but apparently the Trump Babysitters who own the balloon plan on lending it out to other countries to use when he visits. So we need to get on that!

Their protest signs are putting ours to shame.

The British folks who own the balloon say they plan on lending it out to protesters in other countries so they can fly it when he visits.

‘The highest level of special”.

Virgil Abloh’s appointment to Louis Vuitton as artistic director wasn’t the death knell

“It’s the End of the World”?

Au contraire! Rash guard tops with bikini bottoms are hot!

I’m waiting to hear from Tony Schwartz. 

I can’t take credit, sadly.

I think after Kristjen Nielsen had her confrontation, they are all eating at Mexican restaurants now because they’re hoping to be confronted.

I dunno, he mentioned a wife. But I bet she lives in Canada and he only sees her on summer vacation.

These maggots may act all tough and as though they don’t care what the American people think. But in the end, they all just want to be revered and accepted (case in point, the Commander of Cheese himself who is the thirstiest of them all). None of them can handle confrontation.

She didn’t “bomb”. She KILLED it, the best performance since Seth Meyers.

The one thing that keeps me hopeful that the US isn’t going to turn into Gilead is the fact that the administration is packed with some of the most incompetent idiots on the planet.

I agree, it’s telling that he impersonated a DEMOCRAT and was patched right through. 

“Give me a break! What is more uncivil and cruel than taking children away? It should be met with resolve and strength. And if some of that comes across as a little uncivil, well, children’s lives are at stake; their futures are at stake. That is that ridiculous concept of bothsideism.” She adopts a mockingly prim…

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