I’m dying! The way the camera pans back and forth to laughing Macron and grumpy Trump. The guy is a miserable piece of shit.

Macron knows the world is watching and he knows how to win us over.

That too.

Yes, that’s right!!

Did you know that the US Open is the “most important” golf competition for women? Because he can’t just mention the Open without stressing how “important” it is since it’s at his club.

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

The thing is, 45 wants desperately to be BFFs with the young hot, popular, world leaders, Macron and Trudeau. Did you see him tweet to Trudeau (his “new friend”) on Canada’s 15oth?

It was hard to watch until I imagined it was actually Macron fucking with Trump, crushing his hand and not letting go, in retaliation for ogling his wife. Then it was easy! Which is totally plausible.

We need a lip reader, OMG.

I think it was Macron, breaking his hand, not letting go, in retaliation for yesterday.

I had this discussion today with a co-worker (ad member of the Beyhive) and she made the excuse, “Yes, it’s over the top. But Beyonce does it because it’s what is expected by her fans. Otherwise, everyone will be disappointed.”

Makes you wonder if he even knows the age difference between them. I doubt he’d be congratulating Emmanuel if he knew how much older Brigitte is.

I think we’ve got a real live brogressive here!

“Such a nothing” “still way in the learning curve on all of this”

Do we even care about the press conferences anymore? All they do is lie, they’ve become completely useless. The journalists should make better use of their time, tbh.

If this is what we know, imagine what Mueller and the dream team have under wraps...

“I hardly know the guy.” — Donald Trump on Donald Trump, Jr.

And wasn’t Donald Trump all “America first” throughout the entire election season?

These guys are total amateur scam artists.

This is not a bad idea, though. The next time 45 summons Congress to the White House, they should all send their kids instead.