He has a IV after his name but his mom is a Delta employee?

Coincidentally, this could also be said about Trump supporters and Trump.

Trump barely knows how to play Chutes and Ladders.

I was just watching ABC News and was so disgusted how they were lauding how “Trump fans showed up in droves” in Poland, without a single mention that they were bussed in from all over the country on order of President Duda.

I personally think he molested her when she was younger. All the pics of her on his lap, with him wrapped around her, kissing her neck ... it’s all gross. Plus, remember, she lived with her mom growing up. Donald only saw her occasionally. It would be very easy for him to not think of her as family and as just a…

As an American, I am glad to see others laughing at us. I’m #TeamRestoftheWorld these days.

Her dear old daddy publicly cried foul that her depiction on SNL was “sexist”.

The dad jeans ain’t got nothing on that fancy, elitist dijon mustard.

And George Michael!

Nothing wrong with that, I’d kill for a vintage Billy Idol t-shirt. 

Paul Ryan paid for college with his late dad’s social security.

LOL.

Seth Meyers often throws the Trump’s transcripts on screen and reads it himself, deadpan. It kills me every time and really strengthens the impact of 45's complete and utter stupidity.

I get the impression that Spicey has real friends and is fairly well-liked around the DC cocktail party circuit.

I know a lot of people think this GIF is played out, but I personally don’t think it’s used enough these days.

FINE FINE. This surprises absolutely no one.

I check in with Twitter every couple of hours because I know one day, I’ll see that hashtag #TrumpImpeached

What I meant was the success of the Strokes encouraged record companies and television to take a chance on bands like White Stripes. Or the Hives. Or the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Those bands got more visibility because of the Strokes. That’s all.

‘Swan’s Crossing’ or GTFO.

You know how if you watch some shitty TV show (like say, the Kardashians), even for a couple of minutes, you feel dumber for having done it?