Sorry bro, I can't star you twice.

They're trying to bury the bad press unity has been receiving, by throwing a new shiny in our face.

The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.

Yesterday, I got around to playing a Ubisoft game from 2008. It was beautiful, imaginative, fanciful, and unique. It was built on the back of strong character development, moment-to-moment gameplay, and a grand, epic sense of scale, of indomitable good versus ancient evil. It ended incomplete, unfinished, "to be…

Lesson learned, no pre-order. Wait for the review.

*fart noise*

It's green, so you're going to need to find the super missile upgrade first.

Dammit, I literally came here to make this comment.

Gandalf approves...

I'm recommending this solely because that is my new favorite gif of all time

Ubisoft is literally giving away free games and someone still isn't pleased. Go figure. Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

Red Dead Redemption. Dammit I love that game. One of the only games that has ever elicited an emotional reaction from me.

I got a couple minutes into the video but damn, how can you play when the UI is littered everywhere? Can you disable that stuff? White markers/text are getting in the way between you and the game (in this case glitches..). I can't believe there's so much crap on the screen.

My favorite part of this is her sliding silently out of sight.

Forget that. I'm never gonna dig him up, never gonna touch that ground. Never gonna grab a spade and exhume him.