You've made my eyes roll so violently that gusts of wind shot forth from my eye sockets.

I would have paid $100 if they could have re-created this gif as they are now. Plus add some disco music to boot.

I would pay $100 for another Mortal Kombat game with these people rotoscoped in as they look today. They don't even need to fight, just sit around in their costumes and talk about the good old days.

Despite there being faster, crazier ways to get around in minecraft, something about this is just so...relaxing. I think I like it better this way.

Wow, this is pretty beautiful to look at. They done great job updati-

Depressing. He even looks like he comes out of a zoloft commercial.

Ash used Crunch. It was super effective.

I have this feeling its going to be giant mechs vs. giant mechs...and if it is I think I know what series of movies should be made.

The ending is so bittersweet, wistful, and perfect. A game that's not afraid of melancholy. I still get feels.

Ha! I asked Amancio about that. Would they be back? And his answer: "No no no." I sense he knows they sucked.

I thought the tower defense sequences were back. I hated them.

As someone who has...

Oh man. I can't wait to play the part where Jenny gets AIDS.

Me and Jenny was like...PAY $0.99 TO CONTINUE!

Wow. Somebody finally made Fetch happen.

I think there's only one proper reaction to this.

It really is a shame that my desk and chair are situated in such a way that I can't jam my ass against this picture.

Yes. It could be a picture of some guy's phallus.