Rain needs to happen less, sure.

But mofo’ing BLOOD MOONS even moreso. I don’t know if it’s just my game, but I keep having blood moons happen twice in one night/morning. It’ll strike at the usual 11pm/12am, and then AGAIN at like 5am. WTF?

Needless to say, that one time I had to kill the same guardian in front of…

Judging by what I’ve seen, no. No selfies.

Wait... wait wait.
They already dropped the Pathfinder update?! I thought they just did an announce, and then it was dropping at later date?! Damn the world. I’m already deeply submerged in BotW. I’ve got Horizon queued up next. STOP COMING AT ME, VIDEO GAMES.

I’ve heard it both ways, but I’m more comfortable saying you-bee-soft.

I feel like you’re wasting a lot of time and energy on many things in life that you know well enough you shouldn’t waste your time on.

One quest wanted me to talk to a military captain at a checkpoint, and when I talked to Random Guard #753, Aloy actually asked where the commanding officer was, rather than just getting the usual generic NPC bark.

Yes! There was a part where I was talking to a character and it was a long conversation telling me…

OO-beesoft? Yoo-beesoft? WHAT IS IT?!

I have a Gene Parmesan moment every time I discover a Korok in this game. I fucking love it.

Someone needs to photoshop a shot of the Switch sitting out on the street in front of a house and someone in the house shouting “IT’S WORKING NOW!”

Oh, but I ordered from Best Buy and it’s out for delivery to me right now so I’m good. I’ve just been witnessing the tons of people screwed by Amazon and Nintendo UK on these Switch shipments for the past few days.

It’s less about it taking more than 2 days, and more about “Many people are confirming theirs shipped out 5 days ago and mine has been sitting at ‘Preparing for shipment’ even on the morning of the guaranteed delivery date, and I ordered the day they announced they were taking preorders two months ago.”

I attempted to pre-order like many others right after the announcement back in January, and were unable to get one to pick up at stores like Best Buy and Gamestop because they sold out quickly, so online shipping was our only option at the time.

*sees Turn Off Minimap in article headline*
*checks to see if it is indeed another Kirk Hamilton post like he assumes*
*confirmed*

:P

I actually thought the earlier games’ versions of Desmond Miles were attractive. Then in the last one he was in, they made him a bit too realistic and emaciated/druggy-looking.

I can already see the future: #NintendoSwitchLickChallenge.

I love that when you collect random loot primarily used for selling, some of it are misinterpretations of items from our time. Like car keys are “ancient chimes”. She’s like Ariel finding dinglehoppers and thingamabobs.

My pre-order through shipping from Best Buy still says “Preparing” since January. :(

Have you played the game? She uses the Focus when she wants to. She doesn’t have it up all the time.

If EVE Online has taught me anything about the future, it’s that epic space battles are disappointingly gonna look a lot like ants swarming a discarded piece of cotton candy on the sidewalk.

Not really known for being an ACTOR, but...