I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

I have a feeling that Duncan’s (Zowie) young life was probably tumultuous and the nanny probably played a big part in raising him. It’s really nice that David honored that.

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

Probably to give her time to prepare to be responsible with it.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

He pulled a Leslie Knope.

‘You are a piece of shit who doesn’t understand human decency. BUT YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS REALLY, REALLY NICE! I WISH MY HAIR WAS AS NICE!’

This is going to be my new fighting tactic. “Fuck you! I like your pants!”

14th Nigga it’s called creativity #youshouldtryitsomeday

My friend was dating a very controlling guy in college.

Appalachia is terrible as well. Poverty and prescription drug abuse as far as the eye can see. Working in social work field means I don’t get to ignore it like a lot of people can.

People truly do not comprehend how poor much of the rural South is. You’ll be driving along, pass a stand of rusted-out trailers, think, “Surely nobody lives in that,” and then you’ll get far enough to see the clothesline, or someone will open the front door.

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

...except your children might be genetically predisposed to confuse “you’re” and “your.”

Second the notion!
Chobani Passionfruit Flavor FTW.

Fuuuuuuuuckin shut up, random store dude. I hate that so much. Equally bad, yoga pants lady staring at items in my cart “I so wish I could eat that!” Guess what lady, I’m gonna!

I love Chobani. Haters to the left.

As much as I am over the Kardashians, I will never tire of Kourtney and her brush offs.

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.

He was either pumped up or thinking “my redneck defensive coordinator at Hoover who had never even heard of asparagus is the defensive coordinator at UGA and I’m coaching Colquitt County HS!”