definitely see it.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

Plastic fantastic

where else could rosa have sat

bee boop bee boop boop boop what do u bee boop boo boop

What’s even worse than fetishizing wheelchair users, I believe this may be a (mocking) reference to life-size dolls that get pushed around in wheelchairs by their owners. See: Lars and the Real Girl

Very sad. “Good girl” for not going to college? Wishing she didn’t have to wear excess makeup? And then participating in a photoshoot that’s mocking the shallow life she’s been pushed into.

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…

Are these pictures more or less hideous than the ones of Kim a few years ago? I’m beginning to think these poor Kardashians are surrounded by people who secretly hate them.

I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.

I read this whole piece, knew everyone mentioned in it, AND had strong opinions on every person. Dammit.

Kevin Bacon was in Beauty Shop with Kimora Lee Simmons, who was married to Russell Simmons, who is Angela Simmons’ uncle.

I read this whole piece, and knew everyone mentioned in it. I don’t know whether to be proud or be ashamed.

Confirming my suspicion that being famous is like living in a small town.

VANESSA BAYER

Say what you will about Olivia Newton-John (“Tis better to have loved and lost, than to have listened to an Olivia Newton-John album”), but at least she’s not all dead about the eyes.

Thank you for everything, Pinkham. I will definitely follow you wherever you go, and continue to laugh, and laugh hard.

BCO is the highlight of my Monday’s. I can not wait to continue to read them on Wonkette. Kitchenette will be greatly missed but you did awesome work here. I raise my monogrammed thermos in your honor, sir.

Is kendall wearing secret bangs?

for some reason i just feel like those 5th harmony girls are all a day late and a dollar short...on every level. i know i’m going to hell, so whatever.