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Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s

That is very, very sweet. Weepy for no good reason over here, but to see those sweet ladies get so excited to be in the presence of a loved celebrity. And the piece treated them with respect. I love Graham Norton. And Adele.

Did you read the interview with Missy about her anxiety and panic attacks? This woman gives me ALL THE CONFIDENCE, and the fact that she is doing this while overcoming anxiety and shit? ALL THE FUCKING LOVE!!

in 2004, I would have really appreciated this SATC reference. now, I think those four women were just a bunch of crazies. Especially Carrie. OMG, Carrie is painful to watch now! All those pensive stares into the middle distance while strutting down the street.

Text message: the new Post-It?

It was hilarious, but the accents were really thick so lots of people missed a much of it- plus it was some pretty dark, brutal and gross humor much of the time.

Wouldn’t most of the characters be dead by now if this was real life?

I am going to miss you and your writing so much, Mark.

“McCarthy also wondered why actors engaged in kissing scenes weren’t required to disclose their HIV status.”

Seriously, was gonna say the same thing.

Agreed. I would totally be the person to forget mine, too. And these gym employees see the same people all the time—even if the person wasn’t famous, they should recognize a regular. Any time I’ve worked service jobs, we always had regulars, and you sort of get to know them.

I’d be super annoyed if it happened to me. And I’m the definition of nobody.

What kind of shitty gym can't look up a member on its system with something other than the barcode thingy?

That Amy Schumer thing sounds pretty much like an extremely overblown situation mostly made up by the magazine. Like, if I was famous and I was being turned away for forgetting my membership card, I think that’s one scenario where “You know who I am” is pretty valid since it’s unlikely someone would be pretending to

I’ve said it before but Joel McHale dm’d me on Twitter once and it’s literally one of the top 10 things that has ever happened to me

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.