But...how girl get pragnent? How is babby formed?

So wait, is the pork breaded and then fried? Katsu burgers!

“They first bitch about all the fish.”

I just threw up in my mouth a little

I also worked in a theater in my youth. I remember that we would, every so often, make a special batch of popcorn. triple the oil and double salt. Would then mix it in with the regular corn and people loved it.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

“whom we all called Caramel Lady. ”

I was working in an upscale restaurant

Apparently he showed up to work in really bad shape, so yeah, I would say, 5-0, 3-2, 0-5, he needed serious help ASAP.

Con artists would be bad at their con if they didn’t get the victim severely emotionally attached to them. It seems like this woman could have every person she knows and trusts stand outside her window with microphones, screaming in unison that “YES, IT WAS ALWAYS A FUCKING SCAM!,” and she would be silently checking…

“How beautiful is your picture Audrey,” the message read. “My name is Duke, I am from Aberdeen do you know where? I am a Mechanical Engineer with Transocean. I have a son named Kevin and by the Grace of God I will meet that someone again.”

She just wants to know if it was always a scam.

as somebody with anxiety (like legit, a doctor gave me a note kind, not I read about it on tumblr kind), I can pretty much say you can’t die of anxiety or panic attacks.

why cant tweenz spel so gud?

I knew your father, I fought with him in the Queso Wars.

I suppose it’s a fair question; some people colloquially call all soda “coke” despite it being an actual type and brand of soda. (Editor’s Note: These people are terrible, and you should never trust them.)

YES.

Also, could people please remember this the next 100 times a comment section here is filled with people talking about sororities as nothing but a group of girls buying friends. Here’s one example of why organized groups have value: there was an organization available to make an official response, and they have an…

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.