...Since forever? Not part of Latin America. A tiny portion of the population have Spanish ancenstry, but Filipinos are generally considered to be Asian/Pacific Islander.

Damn right. I hate people who do that and finally feel vindicated in that hate.

My father forbid boyfriends from family style pictures. He said he was sick of saying “wait, which one was that?” going through the albums from weddings and holidays.

When my husband and I split, I did a Facebook backup of everything and tucked it into a folder on my computer and then I deleted everything on FB and Insta. It was haunting me having to see it everyday. (Also, fuck that “Hey do you remember this memory from 3 years ago?” Bullshit. Yes FB, I remember my wedding.) And…

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

This wedding shit is getting out of hand. The universe does not revolve around 1) you or 2) your wedding budget or 3) your gift registry. It’s a party you chose to throw, people are not legally bound to show up (even when they said they would). Weddings are becoming the outlet of choice for asshole behavior nowadays.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

I don’t know, isn’t it pretty much the case that ALL greek philanthropy kind of requires other greeks to do the heavy lifting? In my sorority, we had anchor splash/smash and it was 95% fraternities who were involved, coordinating costumes/routines/raising money/etc. Our sorority participated in Derby Days (it was…

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

AWFUL. Ugghhh.
I went to a wedding where the bride and groom had everyone to stand on the dance floor while they performed a THIRTY MINUTE medley of songs. Not like, a funny medley. Just... sang together while they made everyone watch. They are not musicians. I mean, it’s your wedding, do what you want but...

Tell the limo driver you will gut him like a fish.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Is it admirable or questionable for Kate Hudson to bring 23-year-old Nick Jonas on a date at a theme park for children? Answer is TBD, but the move is definitely bold.

Well, when you rearrange the letters in Jonathan Papelbon’s name you get “Plant a banjo phone.”

This seriously just happened by pure chance:

“just above the guy who dug a hole in a bag of butter and had his way with it before being caught in the act.”

THIS ARTICLE IS ME.

I hate Nick Kroll. But he’s at least a billionaire. What does Jon Hamm have? I don’t think Amy needs another cheating alcoholic like Will Arnett.

He was also one of those terrible Geico cavemen back in the day.