My dog would HATE this show. Everytime a child passes on a scooter or skateboard on our walks, he furiously barks to alert the world that an unnatural half man-half machine beast is trying to pass as human.

I don’t trust anyone that goes to a chiropractor.

According to Kristin Cavallari inflammation is a HUGE problem. You should totally cut out the gluten and GMO produce. It’s the #1 source of stress and weight gain. We should all listen to her, like about not vaccinating our children.

Do you have a cat? Sometimes mine “captures” a Q-Tip.

Yeah I saw that lip liner issue too. What is happening? It looks like my kid after she downs a cup of mango juice.

This is my favorite thing about kids that age, when they are explaining something to us dumbass adults. If only we could grasp the serious nature of these situations. It’s so fun to keep coming up with dumb questions just to watch them get more and more frustrated.

This sounds crazy but I don’t wait until the colored nail polish is completely dry. It put the top coat on and having a slightly wet bottom helps with it. It took a good deal of trial and error. Also, the shimmery colors tend to be more forgiving, which is odd because in any other line it’s those ones that show errors…

Aw, been there. :( I do my foundation first, then hit my eye area with plenty of powder (Meteorites or Nars Light Reflecting). Then mascara, and I just moisten a q-tip to remove the inevitable smudges before it dries, and continue with the rest of my makeup. The extra bit of powder makes it a little easier to wipe off…

Much like we hypothesized on here, she said that my acne is hormonal. She gave me a Rx for aldactone and tazorac. Shit is already clearing up!

Did you file over the color before applying the acetone/foil? You have to penetrate it, so try basically buffing a bit with a nail file and then redoing the removal process.

On the plus side, she’s showing the other side of her face. Baby steps (sorry)!

I just can’t with her facial expression. Just... nope.

A few years ago, I was at a decent restaurant that mostly focused on wine and beer, but did have a fully stocked bar. I ordered an old fashioned, since I was on a bourbon kick. The bartender looked a bit confused, but said she’d look it up and make me one.

I’m curious how many brushes everyone keeps in regular rotation and how much cleaning you do? I’m a lazy asshole and tend to wear the same 3 colors to work (from an Urban Decay Naked), but then weekends hit and I do not have enough brushes for my Urban Decay Electric Palette needs.

Proceed with extreme caution around the more mature bears.

My first job was at a restaurant where all the employees were kids from my high school. I was the dishwasher. We still employed the three sink system, meaning I was adequately shackled with the proper “Work is Hard and It Sucks, But Goldurnit it Was Much Harder In MY DAY” attitude that has helped me successfully and…

Stephen Baldwin owes $90k in back taxes, and I’ll never understand why celebrities don’t pay their taxes (or hire better accountants).

Anyone who thinks Bert and Ernie are gay has never watched Sesame Street. They are cohabitating because they are clearly adults with significant developmental disabilities and they can’t hold down a job between Bert’s pigeon and oatmeal 0bsessions and Ernie’s compulsive, inappropriate behavior, and they can’t afford…

The video of her in the elevator...

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