I’m also confused by this. Her subjects gave her permission to post the pictures to instagram, right?

Ah, it makes sense that people were upset if they were being misrepresented!

I see zero wrong with what she does. She’s showing her work off. What a big to-do!

Cool. Mysterious. Maybe even a little dangerous? The only fashion accessory anyone should ever need.

so there is this

...is this video implying that the child is going to have sex with those much older women

The movie was really quite bad. But nothing in it was as awful as this prose:

David Sedaris wrote that in response to being told “I’m going to have you fired” he was always tempted to respond, “I’m going to have you killed.”

Starred for David Sedaris.

Thank you! I have been searching and searching. I found out that a “motcha” is German slang for “mocha” so that is winning, but “matcha” green tea is a close second. But I don’t even know if it was a cafe or a hot dog stand from the story, so I feel confused.

Okay so you’re the first commenter I’ve come across to address the “motcha” thing. I am ashamed to admit I have no idea what they were on about. “Motcha” is kind of slang in German for a mocha-coffee thing so I like your foreign language take, but then there’s that Japanese green tea powder that’s “matcha”. I don’t…

What the fuck was the mochta dude even trying to order? A mocha? A mojito? Mock turtle soup? I’m totally lost here (not by the server’s story, but just what the hell is this dude trying to get at an amusement park)?

Is that the restaurant equivalent of the “if there’s no price tag it must be free haha” joke?

Thirded, fourthed and fifthed.

I always used to respond to those requests with, “if I had access to a stack of hundreds/pound of fifties/winning lottery tickets, I can promise you I wouldn’t be here waiting tables.”

PS: moistgroinsupper: I would’ve been in heaven with the garlic menu.

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No, she’s a witch, and she’s in the same coven as Bianca Lawson, who has been playing a teenager for LITERALLY 20 YEARS.