No. Women who sound like this sound terrible. I can’t speak for anyone else, but it ain’t just the bros. Women who speak like this may come across as uniformed and unintelligent in a professional setting. Trust, as someone who is well versed in code switching, its fine to sound like a Kardashian amongst your friends.…

“I mean, I slept with the nanny, of course, but it’s not a thing. I’m just a SUPER FRIENDLY GUY!”

Also:

Its a shock. When I was in law school, I decided to start wearing it and its kind of like a new haircut - you have to get used to it. I felt ridiculous for like a week but once I adjusted, it became my go-to. Lipstick instantly changes my mood, especially if its a bold color.

SOMEONE MAKE A FINGER JOKE

Gah! Creepy spider hands!

Hopefully it was more entertaining than TD’s orgy scene.

“Cherries in the Snow” by Revlon is what my grandmother wore. She loved being a winter on the Color Me Beautiful palette and was all about some jewel tones.

I grew up in CA, so Crip means something different to me.

My years of subscriptions to Highlights has finally paid off. wood pattern near second window is different. tie on guy two is upsidedown.

I would totally look at Uncle Jesse that way. If not for the restraining order saying I have to stay 200 feet away...

Why was Pushing Daisies taken from us?

Three tweets about being totally fine that your ex is married and having a baby? Sporadic use of ALL CAPS?

I’m ignoring instructions because I DON’T PLAY BY THE RULES

The salt slab seems to have elicited some pretty passionate responses. If I ever buy one, I suppose my first kinja blog post will have to be the results.

The best part about them is that they kind of look like yogurt-covered raisins, so one day an unsuspecting forager in my kitchen will shatter a tooth.

I have some, they make me happy. I bought them for myself (at a time I really couldn’t afford them) after my divorce as consolation. My ex ran over my beloved set of le creuset cookware with a tractor out of pure spite and meaness. Fear of prison was the only thing that kept me from disembowling him with the broken…

Le Creuset pie bird. You put it in a pie and it magically makes your crust not be soggy.

I have these! I also do not use them, but love them just the same.