Gross.

Right on. Knows was to did there.

Do you know what The Onion is? If not, you may be the one getting parodied here...

Only two of those people that I can see (Jademalo and VGReviewUnit) said a person they personally knew clicked their ads.

Same happened to me :D

Yes, once. My first Apple refurb was a 24in iMac from 2007. I had to get part after part replaced (graphics card, mobo, monitor) to fix graphics glitches and screen burn-in but thankfully it was all covered under warranty & I use Time Machine so nothing was lost. That being said, when the monitor started glitching…

If you keep clicking on it, they'll keep posting it.

The first movie had tree-rape. Just putting that out there.

You have to hit the sweet spot of 2am-4:30am

I first read that as "Dude is giving me serious Elijah Wood". My mind is rotten today.

Welcome to Evil Week.

Yo momma such a sterile lab environment,.. no wait, I'll come up with something.... Yo momma like an autoclave... nope, got nothing.

I'm gonna crib this article for my next D&D campaign

Yeah, I think it's a pickup w/ a camper shell.

News flash - steampunk things are powered by (wait for it) steam engines.

*golfclap*

You gotta pay the troll toll.

I've gone on a sugarcube hunt before after buying a bottle of absinthe and never found them within a 50 mile radius of where I lived at the time. I called at least 20 stores and none carried them.

I'm a t-shirt designer, and I've been doing something similar to this for a couple years. I keep a looooong Evernote doc of every design idea I get, no matter how shitty, and constantly skim back over it.

A sequel would be pretty tough, after the big ending...