I'd buy it. She seems very much like the kind of person who says, "I just believe in making your own way in the world and not relying on hand-outs."

I think there wasn't a demand for it. Pimp Mama Kris probably couldn't seal the deal.

Where Noah hangs from the ferris wheel and threatens to jump until Ali agrees to go out with him?? Ugh I hate that.

I can't be the only one who wears a padded bra simply because I don't want the whole world to see my nipples when there's a cool breeze.

I trick potential mates by wearing contact lenses. That's right, normals, I'm walking around, secretly carrying my inferior genes!

I once dated a guy that spoke with a British accent and claimed to have grown up in England. We dated for about a month when we randomly met his parents... Who had no accents. He fessed up pretty fast, but it was beyond awkward.

My aunt wore that hairdo in the 80's. And the 90's. And the 00's.

That is the best thing I've read all day.

(The last time a guy with whom I was not on that level attempted to brag to me about his XX inch dick via text, I responded that I had a foot long, rock hard vagina. Never heard from him again. Weird.)

"I also researched it extensively online."

YOUR DOG WILL NEVER TEACH MY CHILDREN!

OMG what a whore.

I absolutely adore her work, this is so exciting!

Munch leaving SVU is depressing. But I still have Cragen, so at least there is that.

That cat is gonna fuck someone up when it lands.

oh christ, really? weed socks? Are we 16 and got a gift certificate to Spencers?

Emily, you in danger girl, RUN!!!!

So you're telling me Kate's a Maxxinista?