I can't stand it when people come up with bullshit explanations like: The main element of it is that it's about storytelling and it's about living a very one-of-a-kind, curated life, and how to achieve that.

Those shorts are truly unfortunate.

Also look at her pupils. It's just... they're fucking huge and the light is shining directly into them.

My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.

Please do not lump Vonnegut in with them!

Moving to LA area next summer! Make room!

TRUTH.

Right, right? Right! Not a good choice.

You're replying to stuff I didn't say and that you instead imagined I did, it's hard to respond to that.

Well, this image came to mind when i saw this pic, so according to his stupid ass theory, he must have some black in him and some horse, of course but I only had time for one :D

Holy sweet buttery baby jesus, that gif's the stuff of nightmares O_O

Cali #4! Yup, we pay a shit ton of taxes, but at least women are still (mostly) people here. Pinko liberal states FTW!

He's totally dressing the PUA way. That explains so much.

I'm a redhead. Let me assure the jerk who wrote that ad a redhead will NEVER put up with any of that shite. so you can give up on that dream. We redheads pride ourselves on not taking any crap from men. Period. That's why we have the rep we have. It takes a special kind of man to deal with us and you fall way…

"However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black."

I don't know about you, but I looooooove love love love these "who I will and will not date" manifestos from dudebros. They just make my day.

There, I fixed the error message on his website.

So am I the only one getting a "No one will ever compare to my mom who I may or may not have killed already" vibe? Kinda serious.

Looks like somebody needs his very own robot girlfriend.

Don't you have an outfit that fits this description? I know that every weekend when I go out I'm wearing my most conservative mini-skirt along with my most demure fuck-me boots.