Is it just me or does that look like curling with cars? Not that I know a lot about curling, even if Canada is my adopted home now. Though the American in me thinks it looks like a random excuse to hang out and drink beer with friends in the winter (really, what sober person would grab a broom, run on ice and declare…

People who get engaged that young don't typically have that great of a track record. You don't have to be a celebrity to still be growing up and figuring out who you are in your early 20s.

I shudder to imagine the acting out that will follow this. Please, Miley, stay away from Charlie Sheen.

Did I say they were twelve....? Jesus. I didn't know opinions weren't allowed anymore. Clearly they got engaged despite my disapproval, so I don't know why you're fussing. But 20, in my opinion, is far too young to be making a commitment as serious as that. Especially when at least one half of the couple (and probably…

Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

It's definitely a British thing, Elton John. We can all do it. Let me demonstrate: this is an example of a car crash about to happ-

Meh. They were too young anyway.

Wait, when were they not? No one told me, or 90% of the businesswomen I know.

ALTHOUGH. While I love me a skirt suit, pant suits are where it's at when I really want to feel like a badass. Tailored trousers and jacket, crisp button up, and high heels? I own this meeting.

I'm pretty sure I've only had skirt suits through my whole professional career (ie, for interviews, for ~6 years). Oops.

Yeah! Holla at me, stoner sisters!

Looove Taystee!!

Racism aside

I wore a choker like that to my Junior Prom in 2000!

I thought Paraguay was two Uraguays.

high fives to girls in their 20s! (I was 22)

You know ALLLL these people watch freaky porn. ALL of them.

"Shame on MTV for allowing that kind of TRASH." Good sir, what do you think MTV ever airs? Change the bloody channel.

How do I get into this business??

Let me know when he's done with yours :)

Wanted: One PayPig who gets super turned on paying student loans. Fuck, I will set you up a scavenger hunt every month if that's what you're looking for.