My husband asked for my dad's permission - and his verbatim response was "Why are you asking me? Aren't you supposed to ask her?"

Why would they ask for my parents' blessing? What happens if my parents say no? Are they just going to forget about proposing?

This seems really far-fetched. Are there really that many pre-teen victims of p in v sexual abuse who are too ashamed to tell an adult, but savvy enough to buy Plan B? And even if there are, would keeping it out of their hands really help them? Are they really going to say, "oh, i can't buy plan b, i better tell…

In what fantasy world do you live in where not being able to get contraceptives = not having sex?

I'm a woman with a higher sex drive than my partner. We have a wonderful, fulfilling sex life, but sometimes- he just wants to sleep, or he doesn't feel well or a thousand other reason's somebody would not want to have sex with their partner(even a partner they are in love with and attracted to). And you'll never say…

"Who would need to masturbate when they could just go to bed with the guy they live with?"

Uhhh, what? I'm sure you're great in bed and all, but it's clear you don't really have any idea what you're talking about. Men in committed relationships masturbate as do women, and maybe sometimes you just want to have a go at yourself without having sex. As far as "women not being as aroused," just like men,…

This explains everything. Why women and men are so completely different. Women hardly ever masturbate, men do it all the time.

Life is hard on you? Why not masturbate?
Got a shit ton of homework to do and don't know where to start? MASTURBATE.
Got in a fight with a friend and it was your fault and now you feel guilty?…

HOLD UP. WHERE IS THE NAKED ARCHERY?

I'm appalled by the reactions to Sofia Vergara's statement. Fitting or not fitting into clothing is not exactly a battle for the world's tiniest violin or most difficult to clothe body: everybody has issues fitting into clothing, because we're humans with different shaped bodies (generally) wearing standardised…

Your tennis analogy is bad because men and women aren't playing each other. That isn't exactly equal work. But if say the male referee is getting paid more than the female referee then that is a problem. Same job. Sports are a bad analogy especially since things like salary caps and entirely separate leagues are…

Rebel Wilson looks gorgeous and I'm so happy she got a cover!

A Jezebeau! Hip hip hooray for Jezebeaux!

"I should get smaller wineglasses." Nah, you should get another bottle of wine. Trust me, I'm an expert on these sorts of things.

Karma, you are all right sometimes.

Can we start a fund to buy the sex tape like Gawker did for the mayor crack video?

Too much water can kill people. They call it water poisoning.

Agreed. If I end up looking horribly aged I plan on being too drunk to care.

Eh, not worth it.