FYI, I can tell you're a guy. Just your over-simplified assessment of female sexuality (or lack thereof) pretty much proves you've never had a pussy. I don't even have the energy to argue with you, but just so you know. Women are naturally sexually beings; a lack of libido isn't a conscious choice, it's a noticeable…

I like to think the increase is connected to our legalization of same sex marriage in 2003.

True patriot love in all thy sons command :D

I don't think you quite understand how libido works. It's not a matter of "I want that" or "I don't want that" in the way that you do or don't want, say, oatmeal cookies. It's possible to know that you like sex, to very much enjoy the idea of sex, but still be unable to achieve arousal. You can definitely meet women…

I find that a lot of men, at least in my age range (I’m 23) are intimidated by my sexual forwardness. It, along with my other qualities (I’m not exactly a wilting flower), make men feel emasculated—because if they’re not making the first move, not needing to constantly plot for sex, not treating me like a dainty…

Well, if there's a sign up list, I'd like to request the Lust-Drunk Witches be a real thing as soon as is possible. I'm not 100% sure what that would be exactly, but I'm dying to find out.

I understand it's not kind to wish for someone's death, but am I okay if I want a permanent alien abduction for them?

Are you sure that isn't from the set of Behind The Candelabra?

God, you know what? I'm just gonna come out and say it. I think Kris Jenner is a massive cunt who should die of a venereal disease.
She has literally no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She's the fucking Lady Macbeth of that family. Watching her manipulate everything that goes on with those people is vomit inducing. I…

Get ready for scintillating conversations with people like Mel B of the Spice Girls, Kelly Osbourne, Lamar Odom, Maria Menounos, LaLa Anthony...let's see, who else showed up to Kim's baby shower? I heard there are zero A-List takers to sit down with Kris.

DO NOS=Disorder, Not Otherwise Specified.

Sexual DO NOS is "Sexual Disorder Not Otherwise Specified". It's using the language of the DSM.

"and subjecting them to solitary condiment"

If your ego is so fragile that it can be destroyed by your wife making more money than you, why are women considered the weaker sex again?

What frustrated me is that the one time I really needed the hospital, nobody could tell me the prices up front. "Your insurance will probably cover it. If not, you can work out a payment plan." What if I don't want a payment plan? What if I decide that paying for a CT scan for the next seven years is not a good idea…

All I'm hearing is that it's only called "extra support" when you're a woman. Being a man and belonging to golf clubs, intraoffice groups and committees, having older male mentors - that's just all part of the job. If a woman does these things, it's a secret cabal of vaginas. If a man is on a leadership committee…

Oh my god, I am immediately going to start using 'Everything's coming up gingers' in sentences now.

Natural freckles right here bitches. Gingers win AGAIN.

There's a hideous painting of Winona Ryder stashed in an attic somewhere.

Ah makes sense. In the Texas Panhandle, there's not even abstinence-only sex ed in public schools, because calling it "abstinence-only" sex ed could imply that there might be another, non-abstinence-only sex ed and ZOMG can you imagine giving kids actual useful information instead of shoving sexist, religion-cloaked…