I'd eat you, whatever you are.

I'm sorry, but...what is this shit? I feel like I just read some Tatler pap. I don't mean to insult the author—this is perfectly legit ladymag stuff—but why would Jezebel run this? Not exactly deconstructing "Mr. Lawyer" or the patriarchy at large, just running around the Village asking strangers for opinions of…

"I knew that I did not believe that God was Jesus."

Oh Bey! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against the Internet when PR is on the line"!

This schtik is kinda biting Rick Mercer's classic "Talking to Americans," where he would pose egregiously untrue facts about Canada to Americans, which they would generally pretend to be very well versed upon.

"This year, Canada will be building their first bridge! It will be called the Peter Mans Bridge"
"Congratulatio…

I think he must be referring to the roving packs of feminists who stalk the streets at night hoping to find a pregnant woman of color to force into an abortion.

It's like you get this fleeting moment of self-assurance before the world brings it crashing down. I'm a guy and this depresses me.

" Or else *maybe* there is no actual secret to meeting the one, and no matter how proactive you are about dating, you DO have to just let things unfold naturally, because there is no way to force meeting someone." DING DING DING. it's not like a job posting. you can very well meet someone you think is attractive and…

Yeah I completely agree with you. I had that attitude for several reasons: I wanted a relationship but was too busy trying to get through law school, online dating hadn't worked too well, I didn't want to become one of those desperate "seekers" if you will, if I went out with friends I wanted to be out with my friends…

Once again, someone fails to understand that "I pull no punches" doesn't have to be the same thing as "I'm an asshole."

Um, no. You lost me at bullshit vagina-as-derogatory-word. Is this author's worked-up, yell-y style supposed to whip us into shape? Fuck off. Like most things in life, it's about balance. No, you will probably not meet anyone staying home every night and being unwilling to talk to people, but you also can't will…

Apart from using "vagina" as a pejorative, this is remarkable for one big reason — it dismisses the common wisdom that "Things fall into place once you stop looking! The love of your life happens while you're making other plans! Just let it happen and stop thinking about it so much!"

It does not nor should it "just balance out." If I'm doing the exact same job I should get paid the exact same regardless of what I will or will not spend my money on.

Lol. You're stupid.