Every other week* my sheets are perfectly clean and tide scented. Those are the best two nights of sleep every month.




*when the housekeeper comes. ::runs:: ::ducks:: ::hides::

90/100.

Sigh. Must go get my twee on, I guess.

omg YAY!!! This news makes me happy for humanity.

This is my favorite comment. That is all.

Psh. I once found the ideal couch on craiglist. This isn't any different, right? Right???

tbf, I am a SoCal divorce attorney. While some of these guys eventually find someone, the someone they find leaves them pretty quickly for someone richer.

I'm 30 but can pass for 27 and live in LA. Can we arrange a hidden camera/live streaming operation so I meet this guy and you can all watch and in horror? My BF would find it as entertaining/frightening as you all would.

Kinda serious here. hah.

I'm really grateful for all knockoff girl scout cookies. So I am obviously his dream girl.

tbf, he is in Palmdale, which, to people who actually live in Los Angeles, is "Los Angeles"

HER LOOKS HAVE HIT A WALL???

jqer**%

It's true, it's true, it's true! LA County is "massive" and Palmdale is miles away from actual LA

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=LA+coun…

hehehe allegedly 6. I'd like to start a band called Allegedly Six.

Wikipedia tells me she's slightly older than miley....

Miley Cyrus, Born November 23, 1992
Selena Gomez born July 22, 1992

So much formatting rage. RAGE!

Incidentally, I've been told I'm not really Jewish because I hate cream cheese. Who knew indeed? hah.

Did anyone else notice that he bangs must be LACQUERED to her forehead? she's jumping and they're doin.... nuthin.

I was kidding. Obviously this is stupid.

I don't have any pets. So I'm obviously.... species-ist? But I want a dog? So I, erm... I'm confused.

Hold up. "No white dogs"??? Is this what I'm reading here? Someone actually wrote something about the Obamas having only black pets???? That can't. I just. What the? I. um. ::system fail::

Seriously. MO: Brilliant, stylish, awesome, and hello ARMS! How do you do all the things so well?