My bfs dog is the best dog in the world. I love her so much I cant stand it.
Dr. Regina Phalange
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“Prayers and condolences,” and “thoughts and prayers” were offered up almost immediately after news broke that a…
Huh. I didn’t know Seneca Crane had a beauty company.
“Next season on The Good Place: if you thought the Trolley Problem was a tough ethics thought experiment for Chidi, just wait until you see him tackle the Airport Hamster Conundrum!”
That video is so cute I’m going to die.
That’s Extremely Worrying: The US School System
I live in Boston and I would enjoy seeing this pupper at the MFA almost as much as I enjoy seeing Keytar Bear around the city (Keytar Bear is a person in a bear costume who plays the Keytar and spreads happiness to the world with his melodies).
Clarke is lucky. In Twitter jail, it will be impossible for him to die of dehydration/thirst or withheld medication, as four human beings did when under Clarke’s oversight in the horrific, obnoxious disaster that is the Milwaukee County Jail.
No. It’s code for “When dad left and had a second family we didn’t completely reject them. Even though they’re black! Where’s our medal??”
It’s a shame this guy had to miss a comedy show. He seems like he would have a really great sense of humour.
The official 2017 answer is “this is the Bad Place!”
That was a scene in the movie? Huh, that makes this set of comics make more sense:
After about the tenth retweet, I just started to assume something like this was true. It just reeks of scam from the start. If not a scam, then clueless parenting. I mean, if your kid is getting bullied at school, then posting a video online of them crying is definitely going to help them out right?
I saw a clip of the video on the news this afternoon and all could think is ‘get the fuck off the internet with this.’ Not because bullying isn’t an issue but because I hate parents parading their kids’ pain on social media. I hate it with this, I hate it when parents film ‘punishment videos’, and I hate it when…
Isn’t he a war criminal now? Ah, whatever.
Nothing beats The West Wing’s turkey pardoning episode. Although, Obama’s turkey pardonings were also great.
One of my favorite exchanges from ‘West Wing’ (from memory so someone please correct me if they have the exact version handy):
looks like she can wield Mjolnir, too.
It’s exactly what Wonder Woman would do.