She had the dead-eyed look DOWN.

This. shit. cracked. me. UP. It was impeccably written.

I love this dog and hope he gets all the treats.

I was able to translate the tattoo:

Great dog. 10/10. Would watch again.

Even those announcers know a Good Dog when they see one.

I’ll never understand why she gets people so mad. Is your life that boring that a reality star living her life gets under your skin so much?

Agreed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an episode of KUWTK but it drives me fucking nuts the way people act like she is single handedly responsible for the downfall of modern civilization. It’s absurd. She and her family are hardly the first people to be famous simply for being beautiful and good at manipulating the…

And THIS is why I continue to defend Kim K. My love of her is based 99.9% on how much men and the thirsty vilify her.

You do, apparently. I mean, you clicked on the article and commented on it.

Look, since I know the only time a lot of people from the coasts pay attention to Chicago is when we have one of our Summer Big Murder Weekends, let me set up some context here, and just how delicious Chance’s interactions with the governor have been over the past several days.

Yes I can’t stop staring at the basket weave. That dress is so complicated and fantastic and it WORKS.

How is Adele pulling off that shade of green?! She looks like a magical seaweed fairy. In a good way.

Speaking of celeb families; here some Felicia Day & behbeh

Man, he swung by and assessed me for street repairs. I had to pay $115 for each hotel!

When I pointed this out to Community Chest the Rapper, he awarded me $10 for second prize in a beauty contest.

I thought it had more of a “marshmallow cosplay” vibe.

Boy, do I really want to strike a happy medium right now.

Please let “Good Dogs Of Famous World Leaders” be a running thing.