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Dr. Regina Phalange
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(Jezebel Deputy Editor Kate Dries explored the borderline nonexistent relationship between Aaron, a successful Green Pay Packer, and his younger brother Jordan, an ex-pro slacker and current JoJo Fletcher backer, last year)

Toxic families like to blame the significant others for what changed their scapegoat. They used to be so pliable! What happened?

She and Charlize Theron: Freak of nature beautiful.

I’m not really a fan. The only celebrity fragrances that I like are Elizabeth and James (Mary Kate & Ashley) Nirvana. The rest tend to smell super sweet and cheap.

He’s wearing a hat with a panda on it and didn’t bail when things got hard for her. I’m good with him.

Same. It’s like young man you better treat her right. She’s had a hard time. Don’t add to her heartbreak.

Aww, Lautner seems like a good kid, though! (But I get it, I really do.)

I hate that they have started to bring the designers on the show. Pnina Tornai’s dresses are butt ugly. I’ve never seen a single woman, no matter her size, shape, etc., look good in one of her creations. The brides always resemble a stripper in a figure skating costume.

Damn, Dev Patel can GET IT.

I mean, she is basically a Grecian statue. I love that she chose a color so similar to her skin tone - she looks like marble.

Let’s not forget Caitriona Balfe! Love how different the dress is and how she kept it simple with the makeup and accessories!

Grabbed this from the liveblog header:

I would wear that dress every day.

Yvette Nicole Brown looks amazing!

I’m watching the the carpet live stream on twitter (don’t judge, I like to see the dresses). So far there’s a lot of this floating floral trend. I remember seeing that years back but I guess that’s a thing this year? I guess it’s a different way to play on the nude-illusion look that’s getting kinda played out.

Pics like that of Yvette Nicole Brown make me so happy, because the first thing I notice isn’t the dress, but how much the woman in it is CLEARLY feeling herself. I love photos that capture those unfortunately all-too-rare moments when a woman feels FLAWLESS.

Nicki Minaj’s ex-boyfriend.