So did your family waiting in line for years or they just jump on a ship and settle anywhere they please?

Jewish people love Easter.

I don’t see Trump, himself, doing this. (He’ll be off in Florida this weekend. It’s a safe bet. He doesn’t like children.) I am guessing he will hand this over to Ivanka. She and her husband will be the ones on the lawn much to their chagrin. (No one in that family seems like a kid person.) It will practically be the…

That’s because you are a miserable excuse for a human being though. Any illegal mexican, picked at random, is a better person than you are.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Laughing, laughing , crying , bourbon.

Not only that, but they wanted to give his seat to an employee who was deadheading to another flight for the next day. At at airport that’s only a 5 hour drive away.

So if I’m to understand this, this guy already paid for a ticket and was seated, but the airline wanted to give his seat to an employee??? How is this possibly the procedure???

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

All the stars for you.

He looks like a mama’s boy who hasn’t even sprouted pubes, yet. That obnoxious side-part isn’t doing him any favours, in looking like a grownup, either. Him and Ivanka = clearly a money match.

He looks a lot like my best friends brother.

Unless they shoot him in the head.

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

Even Tony Stark didn’t wear a goddamned bulletproof vest, ya dingus.

Actually, he looks to be a full bird colonel, which just solidifies your point.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

“Helen Beristain, who herself was a former undocumented immigrant from Greece.”