Meh. I sleep fine. My kids are like teenagers. I can’t drag them out of bed in the morning. And my younger one was one of those no-sleep babies. This too shall pass.

My suggestion would be to try one of the many suggestions.

I’ve never understood the compulsion to lie about being sexually assaulted, especially when it involves such elaborate set-up work as it does here.

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

Even easier to land a job in a top cabinet position than Kim’s entourage.

It’s easier to enter a WH, then KK house.

It isn’t a stretch if he is associated with a group that advocates violence.

Timothy Caughman was murdered because he was Black and yet the media still paints him as the problem. Here’s how the Daily News reported this:

I’m not usually one to play the “call it terrorism” card but

I just start asking telemarketers increasingly personal questions. If they are men, the questions get sexual fast. With women, I just start asking questions about Star Trek. Fun story, one woman was able to answer all of my questions and we moved on to Star Wars and BSG before she said that she had to end the call and…

I worked in a call center. We had a guy that would call in and do this shit. He’d hang up if he got another guy or if you tried to transfer him to a supervisor. He had a thing about his vaguely Hispanic sounding last night. If you would say “Mr. SoAndSo” like you were suppose to, he would say “oh you said my name so…

This happened to me in Egypt as well. I also only know a couple of words in Arabic. My Egyptian husband yelled at the guy, threatened with the police and I didn’t get bothered again.

This is why I never answer the phone unless I know who it is and my voicemail message is automated.

That was a very pleasing short story. Stop doing mysterious work in Iraq, and write a memoir.

This is kind of a tangent, but I want to know soooooo many more details about the context of this story (how you came to be in Baghdad, why you had a bodyguard, etc). It sounds like there’s a great story underlying all of this...

I’m a 29 yr old guy, I don’t fucking understand this shit. I don’t understand Tinder. I don’t understand modern guy culture. On behalf of my gender I’m sorry. I just had to call out a dude at my job for being a fucking creep. To my knowledge he has been spoken to about that shit multiple times, how he has his job…

Vacations last way longer than mouth stuff, and wouldn’t that also include GIVING mouthstuff and receiving bad mouthstuff? I’d rather go to Cabo for a 3-day weekend.

I’m a borderline alcoholic, so...

I used to use Sears Auto Repair back in the day.

I went to Sears Driving School. Yeah. They had a driving school. My instructor used to drive security limousines and was crazy.