Plot twist: Nate is failing his classes because he spends his nights trolling local parks and killing transients with a hammer. You know, typical stuff.

I don’t know about this particular guy, but some woman I know peripherally from yoga turned into one of these “truthers”. She attended some sketchy “tantric” retreat, boinked a guy, came home and ended her marriage, went on a 30 day green juice fast, and had what appeared to be a psychotic break while out on a hike.…

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

As a guy, I really like that - “THE FATHER IS UGLY!!!”

Most of the time.

No, you’re completely right. This is why all women need tall boots when they walk among the men.

My girlfriend is a Texas native, who grew up in Alabama and for a while lived in Maine with me. She was constantly weirded out in Maine driving near lakes and ponds and seeing kids splashing around in the water or fishing in the marshy shallows, because she was used to that being exceptionally dangerous due to snakes…

next week, on PUA advice forums: "just show up on her doorstep and don't leave until she calls the police. they might take turns trying to get you to leave by beating you with a shovel, but really show her that you're an alpha male who won't take no for an answer! one of them might shoot you in the head- totally worth…

Men have terrible eyesight, so if a man seems interested in you, freeze and remain completely immobile until his attention is drawn to someone else. Men compensate for their poor eyesight with a heightened sense of smell, so be sure to wear perfume that allows you to blend into your surroundings. For example, rub…

If you encounter a man in the wild, make yourself appear larger- open your jacket, raise your arms, throw stones, branches, etc., without turning away. Wave raised arms slowly, and speak slowly, firmly, loudly to communicate that you are not prey and may actually be a danger to it.

Wait, that one's for panthers. But…

When my sister moved to Texas, on like day two a six foot rattlesnake showed up on her doorstep and wouldn’t leave. Eventually they called the police, and a bunch of sheriff’s deputies showed up. They took turns trying to beat it with a shovel to no avail. Eventually they shot it in the head, spattering venom all over…

Just avoid all penises. Especially John Kasich’s.

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.

Affluenza kid gets 2 years, after killing 4 people, fleeing the country.

The whole comment just pisses me the fuck off. I’m the first to admit that I’m a single issue voter. I will vote for a Democratic whore over a Republican dead set on rolling back my reproductive rights all day and night. Fuck his male privilege to be able to prioritize ideals and not reality.

It really reveals the intense not so underlying hatred people have of women. It’s just a teensy bit more painful when we see it coming from progressives.

And they do. .... Lol, with a side of fuck HC.

I’m getting really, really tired of the lunatics declaring that Bernie is the only “real” Democrat when I have stuff in my fridge that has been there longer than Sanders has been a Democrat.

I’m wondering when people will see that so many Bernie fanatics are hateful, condescending, pretentious assholes who believe neither they nor Bernie can do any wrong whatsoever, ever ever Amen.

I suspected. I get extremely tired of that point, so I decided to leave it for now, rather than dismissing it.