Is it just me, or does it look like Pence says “Smile” in the GIF? Like he’s narrating what he’s supposed to be doing... lol.

Ok, as a Disney person, there is an apartment in Disneyland, called the Disney Dream Suite, that VIPs and Disney big-wigs can stay at, that does have all sorts of cool, magical things that happen like twinkling star lights over the bathtub and pictures that come to life. So it sounds like Rebel got to stay in the…

Especially given the GOP’s reaction to this, which basically amounts to “Meh”.

Watson is definitely good, but not nearly as good as the actors in Olive Garden commercials. You genuinely feel like they are enjoying Olive Garden, which they aren’t.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

I can’t wait til the Pavillions across the street gets its own show.

When the candidate is openly racist and a mysoginist, then it’s perfectly ok to have issue with anyone who supports that candidate.

Did Alanis ever get punished for destroying the accurate meaning of the word ironic? People now say ironic when they really mean coincidental or bad luck. She should get six years at least for that.

For his next prank: “we’ve secretly replaced this Epipen with peanut oil and oyster sauce.”

“concealing the emails found ...would have been ‘disastrous’” Yeah, good thing you guys sat on all of those investigations of Trump’s campaign staff and the Russians that were going on at the time, instead of making THOSE public.

Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/david-finchers-house/
Perhaps he means floor as in ‘you can stay on the third floor’

Does he own a cat?

I never met a person in a Hawaiian shirt that was pleasant.

That’s why I wear mine under a jacket.

Because Gawker Valleywag 3.0 Beta 2 needs an Outrage of the Week™ and Uber didn’t fuck up today.

I am having hard time feeling too sorry for a guy named William Finley IV. But that’s just me.

I own a $200 pair of headphones. The difference is really obvious. Having tin ears is nothing to be smug about.

This is MX-410. He is canon.