Did I appearance shame him? Please point out where I did that. Also where did I say anything about him being male as a reason to shame?

So many bright red lips. Maybe I'll rock some red lipstick today. Yeah, I'm still in my jammies. What?

I think a lot of the creep factor comes from him not so much being "off-brand" as "crossed with Julian Assange."

It's like he's somehow doing duckface without doing duckface.

I pictured them way less attractive. Also her way more white, and him just a little less white.

Katy Perry.
Then again as a Black woman, I probably would't have any other option...

I don't know why I clicked on that Jennifer Aniston beach Thanksgiving item, but when I did, I encountered the worst portion of a sentence ever to exist: "...where he gave the lowdown about his gobble gobble celebrations..." :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

I think fucking John Mayer would at the very, very least be a fun way to spend an afternoon. Dick is dick (don't judge me). Listening to Katy Perry for a lifetime is no life at all, bro.

Fuck John Mayer, of course. He's not bad looking, and I already have herpes.

Don't go chasing butterflies

Fucking YESSSSS.

Francesca Eastwood and Jordan Feldstein look a little bit like Disney villains.

I think I'm the only person who has never, not once, thought Drake was hot. He does nothing for me. And I keep trying to see it and understand the swooning, because if all the ladies think he's hot I must be missing something... but nope. I feel like the only one left out of a conversation.

leather overalls.

Maybe it says something terrible about the way my mind works, but my thought process went, "... so if he had lived, hooked up to machines, she would have been the one to decide whether to pull the plug? Bold move, Canadian."

Then a three-second debate-with-self about whether I would pull the plug on a random…

It would be awesome if randomly for the next few years people who died just left their crap to Taylor. Small fortunes, 10 cats, a run down shack in the middle of Nebraska, whatever, just leave it to Taylor.

Listen, I appreciate Wildfox going old-school medieval with their unicorn, but the UO version is just ugly and I WANT THE ASOS ONE, DAMMIT. C'mon capitalist retailers, you could make bank by reissuing this!

I have so many conflicting feelings about this. I am morally opposed to jumpsuits, in principle. But...I am thinking...maybe...Liz is pulling it off? I may need to lie down for a while.

I'm so eased on you guys. I get you. I AM you when I'm visiting my family in Wisconsin.

Does that mean that you guys are going to ease up on those of us who still go to Mass because our mom's make us so that she'll make Pancakes when we get home?