Mavis Beacon! Loved that bitch back in the day.

The MPAA rating system has never made much sense to me. Growing up, my parents weren't concerned about the sexual content of movies I might watch, but they definitely had issues with heavy violence. It's not like they were allowing me to watch porn, but they did not care if I watched the Playboy channel on TV (it's a…

Well, this still isn't the weirdest thing in my spank bank, but it's actually weirder than Rahm Emanuel dancing to Blurred Lines.

Mark Wahlberg's real penis is his face.

"That book wasn't even good porn! For Christ's sakes someone needs to give you kids some Marquis de Sade!"

From what I can tell, this was actually started by this kid on tumblr a few days ago: http://chronicallylate.tumblr.com/post/604278773…

INTO IT. All of it. Both of them. Cute and sexy and adorable. Please let this begin a wave of ungendering dresses.

I actually find men in sexy dresses really, well, sexy. I wish sexy tight dresses weren't gendered, because these guys look totally hot.

I dibs this man. Wait, is it wrong to dibs a human being? Whatever, I'll take the punishment. (Preferably doled out by tattooed ginger man.)

Donald Duck and Porky Pig were fucking visionaries.

Maybe I've been watching too much gay porn but whoa nelly! I thought your gif was...not what it is

Fuck that. I mean, I think she shouldn't do it because the whole idea of dressing up as different models is jut sort of dumb to me. I don't get the art. But saying she shouldn't do it because dumb people will use it as justification for doing racist things? One wouldn't be able to leave their house in the morning if…

I got a word for you. Colonialism. You're welcome.

Tyra is problematic. Like, duh. But I can't actually be mad at her for loving (and practically worshipping) herself. That's just some survival shit, tbh. When the world tells you you're worthless (and her being a model does not negate her blackness, bruh. Not fa'real), sometimes overcompensating is how you'll survive…

I anticipate nothing short of a reasoned & nuanced discussion on this topic with absolutely no white lady tears at all.

he grosses me out so much more now that my mother told me in passing that he could be my bio dad's white doppelganger.

Name her Black & White Cookie.

It's DC. How can we not go with Pandra Day O'Connor.

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