THISSSSS oh my god I'll never understand how the Haves just conveniently forget that the Hamptons is still in fucking LawnGuyland.

whyyy kinja

I've been waiting to use this picture for a few weeks now, so thanks for the opening. Spotted in an Urban Outfitters (for double lols): twists? o rly??

Latkes/lox/bagel & schmear/whitefish salad (sorta doesn't count), uhmm in middle school I was super into Nordic runes and mythology for some reason...?

That makes sense, its weird/cool that a small amount of friction (or if its missing) would make a big difference. Physics!

Oh yeah I forgot about boxing! Like basketball the shorts have been getting longer and longer :'( but some folks in there still have taste. Do wish we could go back to this:

Hilarious that this guy MUST wax or shave his chest/happy-trail, but then his legs are like the Wolfman.

Oldscrumby and everyone else pretty much has this covered, but I think you meant herd immunity and not mentality in your last sentence? Cause otherwise it makes even less sense than your other statements.

"plaguefruits"

sorry, couldn't resist: good example of hot man-boobs that are bigger than mine (slightly NSFW, american flag speedo and not much else (actually nothing else))

This is actually my main argument against bras for C and below women like me. If we stop buying ridiculous underwire-padded-triple-hooked booby strait jackets, hopefully the manufacturers will finally start responding to demand for bras in the sizes that are actually needed. Then they'll be available in more…

I giggled for a long time at this image, needed it :)

Maybe because these texts are basically coming out of frat bro culture, which (as its heralded, not saying there aren't pleeeenty of POC frat bros) is quintessential White Male (middle-upper class) America?

I would like to tattoo "get the mack on track" somewhere on my body, or perhaps just make business cards.

lolol she was clearly outraged about this. And then as an afterthought says, "And they stole my iPod.." but the kitty bank is SACRED.

Agreed, the longer video is definitely worth it for her sound bytes. The way she says, " But I'd looove to be a doctor" at the end is so cute and precocious. Good on the parents too

Slander, at no point does this kid hit either car! He makes it by inches, Vin Diesel would shake this kid's hand.

right? READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT, GARY.

Thiiiiiiiissssssss. You said everything I was too apoplectic to type.

What in the hell is the tone of this article?? Pretty much nothing about this is funny, besides privileged america once again showing its ass. At least Mark's post semi-acknowledged it.