Ditto the hope for therapy. Even if he's an irredeemable dick, (hopefully not?) his kids will need it.

buttageddon!!

oh...huh. if I were that kid I'd either go by Alex(ander) Sudeikis or Otis Wilde. Two ~is sounds in one name is just asking for speech impediment/playground blues :/

I thought that too, but if they go with "Otis Sudeikis Wilde" it sounds cooler, and vaguely Roman.

The only ones I saw drawn as "deliberately small" were the ones where the guys' line was something about how big their dick is. Which seemed like artistic license/ for juxtaposition. different interpretations are what makes this (and art in general) so interesting

ALWAYS THE SECOND ONE. 100 duck sized horses = 400 tiny hooves, and countless little horsey teeth. shudder

I believe the context clue that cassiebear was joking, is: "Bested in combat".

No. Just no. Because she's drawn them as REGULAR DUDES. From their profile pictures! Some of them have pretty attractive features, they're just naked and flaccid. Their normal-looking bodies, instead of drawing them as the prerequisite he-man cartoon, is the point. This isn't even on par with political cartoons that…

holy shit I FORGOT ABOUT JAWBREAKER. That scene where she's in the trunk of the car with her throat distended straight up terrified me for years. Classic! (I was maybe 10 when it came out on tv though, def wasn't allowed to see it anyway)

I am so glad your brain went here first too! If that's not the makings of an origin story I don't know what is.

"Lindsay Lohan's credit card was declined when she tried to make a $300 purchase at Rag and Bone. My stomach dropped when I read this because there is no worse feeling than having everyone at Walgreens know that you can't afford the pint of Dreyer's ice cream you were going to go home and cry with. "

It was at this point that I realized the editors must be trolling. They simply cannot be serious with this shit.

Ugh, this makes me so sad. Because I would've liked to go, but I'm 24 now and just as poor as when I was 18. Where are the festivals for Olds?

I'm not sure what your point is?

Congrats to you and your mom, and high fives all around =]

maybe so, but it would be nice if that attention didn't include dangerous and super-aggressive behavior. Like, shit man she's still a human being.

This. Forreal. I would've thought everyone understood by now that separate is not equal. come on, now. That's like the oldest trick in the discrimination book.

You and me both sister, (especially to the part about fried chicken and orgasms).

lolol I have no idea. But whatever it is, this is definitely a textbook case

molly, adderall, gin, Blue Moon (to represent all reasonably priced non-watery beers). this IS fun!