i wasn't even listening to the words of the rap honestly, but Awkwafina has a great voice. Its like a smokey hipster jazz voice?

ok, real talk i know everyone hates on polyester but i secretly kind of love it? Especially once they figured out how to let it breathe. I mean what else am I gonna wear to the apocalypse but my mom's indestructible bell bottoms/sweater combo?

oh man, this this this. Have you ever seen this commercial? i was immediately turned off by the freaky, rictus smile on the guy (actually by everything about this spot), but it took a second viewing to wonder what the hell that white lady is doing sitting in her car like, playing with her "hair" or whatever. i've…

ahh poop, sorry :/ my brain was all over the place this morning. I did mean to respond to DrunkExPatWriter, but i guess it goes to both of you.

it has been my experience that most "well intentioned, if misguided" attempts at trying to do the right thing are actually cases of "we want to punish young women for being slutty" underneath it all.

agreed. not even after saving allowance for a month, because i got 7$ a week and brought lunch from home until i was around 16. so by the time I'd saved enough money for Plan B (presumably after discovering I was pregnant which—would've been a while considering my period has never ever been regular)...yeah there are…

good point! its pretty obvious tongue-in-cheek commentary on racism in the criminal justice system, but you better believe everyone involved in this knew that folks would be flying off the handle without giving Odd Future the benefit of the doubt.

i am a biiig fan of belts with skirts! Especially high-waist maxis (with ya on the riding up of short ones). I know that most skirts come lacking belt loops and pockets (two essential parts of why pants are awesome goddammit), but to find a couple really good ones (or make them!) is worth it, because they go with…

what 're saying is great, but i really only care about the Dean gif. <3 <3 <3 <3

poutine!!! yes yes yes. god poutine was the exact moment that i knew Canada and i were gonna be besties forever.

this sucks, i like wearing lots of bracelets/pentagram necklaces, bralettes and high waisted everything, but i do not wish to be an asshole. choices :/

hahahaha yesss you win the internet (but lose the childhood innocence). webcookies for you

in one picture its like they're lying wrapped in their own adorable skin!...and that is not as creepy as it sounds?

hah! you are awesome. make sure you do your physical therapy though, so you can keep wearing those heels :) toes are really fucking important.

this is terrible! It seems like lots of people have had the same experience and it makes me mad. I don't think I've ever noticed myself doing this, but then again I have this thing, ever since I was a kid, to "root for the underdog" in the room by making friends with who I view as the most social-currency-poor person…

do you have a blog? because i would read the shit out of your blog. :D

idk dude, "Many (if not most) men do not find overweight women physically attractive, in the same way that many (if not most) of women do not find men shorter then they are physically attractive." is just not true, unless you're looking to mainstream western media as your litmus test. they're called love handles cos…

they are the south american totoros! somebody needs to fanvid this, yesterday.

this grosses me out and does not surprise me at the same time. god can everyone just get over the dick size thing already? I don't even enjoy big dicks, they hurt my vag and are harder to swallow and basically the best thing they have over regular-sized dicks is comically flopping around in the shower. smh, males. i…

that's what lube is for, and these ladies and gentlemen are professional athletes, in a way. they know their bodies—and as everyone else has mentioned, all the non-fetish men in porn have big dicks. its not the size, its the stigma. it seems like if you do interracial porn you are dirty, is what it boils down to.