(PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IF SCENARIOS/HYPOTHERICAL NAKED PERSON STUFF ARE A TRIGGER)

okay, i don't want to incur your hostility (which you seem to be super into giving out today, yikes), but to back up for a second, your comment asks "why should someone who is uncomfortable with or averse to the idea of seeing a bunch of strangers naked have to bend THEIR comfort level to appease yours". I think 3-I…

the use of "downstairs" as a name for your, ahem, downstairs, has just made me think of a really literal and hilarious music video for "She's a Brick House".

i think it depends on how deep/hairy your belly button is. I just tried this out (haven't showered in...lets not talk about it) but my belly button isn't that deep or full of crannies. my piercings/ear plugs, on the other hand...definitely gouda. maybe gruyere.

what countries did you go to/did this happen in? This is very interesting, and thanks for your advice! I am sort of this nondescript yellowish brown that people make comments about trying to figure out "what i am" (in America and abroad), but the stares were particularly intense in budapest/eastern europe (although…

my ass was slapped by a child (8-10) outside of my dorm in Philadelphia. I was wearing sweatpants at least 3 sizes too large. so i mean, not to freak you out more, but little kids trying to impress their stupid creepy older friends happens everywhere.

oooh that red dress!! i might actually wear that out to like, a beach bar. if i ever had the occasion to go to a beach bar.

i second this, lady! i sometimes even call my tits "the ladies", when i'm drunk but trying to class it up a little, as in "I'll just put my money in with the ladies, since i don't have any pockets this evening."

for freaky trippy cartoons, see: 1. Cat Soup 2. Paprika 3. some episodes of foolycooly. but seriously, seriously the first two.

hear hear! (to using "tits" as a signifier of greatness) (also to poop-helpers)

yes, this exactly! i want to squish him. i wish he lived in my bosom. (although he probably doesn't wish that because my bosom gets pretty sweaty when i do anything for more than 10 minutes)

lol!!! love that

.....or Alien.

i'm with SailorPluto: 23, pretty attractive, pretty outgoing, pretty nice (i think?) guys just don't want to date me. They sure want to hit on/fuck me though, i guess that should be good enough? *rolls eyes*

if your balls are that huge you should buy an extra seat for them, like airlines make fat people do.

maybe Leto is just sucking it in for super terrible effect? i can suck my abdomen in almost that far sometimes, (when i'm not too gassy/full of spam and cereal, like right now) but it is in no way like my actual shape. plus you've gotta figure that his core muscles are strong from all that sing/screaming? idk idk its…

know as in friends with? i'm not sure I know what you're asking. its also true for most of the guys i know; straight in relationships, or gay in a relationship.

nothing about this clothing is inherently feminine, except that it is blatantly sexual and reduces the men wearing them to their sexual parts (nips, dicks and ass)—which was Ono's point. and that is our culture—and your— problem, not gay men's.

dude in all seriousness i would rock the shit out of the mesh-armed blazer if the other arm was mesh too. with like a silky short-sleeved blouse underneath and skinny jeans, with the mesh sleeves rolled up a bit? and big earings/80's hair.

that second picture: "RAWR *winky face*"