They virtually have no issues with rust anymore. Have a lot sturdier metal than the older models. Anything within the past decade really hasnt had any bad issues with rust

Cool story ...yawn

I think anything 2010+ isn’t so prone to rusting. I know that’s at least the case for the 3, not sure about other models.

Holy shit, I think my sportsbike makes more...

And the ‘75 Trans-Am 350 had 150 hp. News flash, all cars sucked back then ;) Pretty sad when you think that the 289 cid K-code in ‘67 had 271 hp.

I keep a chilled half gallon of milk and army mess kit in my car just in case I happen upon an overturned truck carrying Lucky Charms.

The 302 2-bbl engines were indeed pigs. But t-tops!!

First thing I thought of

Fargin Bastage!

Neither received the packages or were “at risk of receiving them,”

The real insult is that the older designs weren’t really “designed” the way modern plates are. Some bureaucrat just pounded out a design in 15 minutes.

When people asked me that question, I said, “<Artist Name> covered by me.” I’ve always loved finding the holes in those kinds of things.

My reaction:

Bored and stroked. The two rarely go together... heh heh heh

My parents had a 929 back in my college days in the early 90s. For its time that car felt like a spaceship and relative to mom’s previous car, a mid 80s 626, the 929 seemed like a luxury vehicle. I recall the interior being very nice. Man, I miss that car...

Its a good headline but this is better.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Thankfully they were not painted blue.. The headline would have been “Entire neighborhood overcome by blue balls”

The odds of this happening are incredible. It’ll be a Millenia when it happens again. 

That is udderly unbelievable!