Absolutely.

Paying people to work on cars is for women and children.

They spun both tires.

Nope, but I did bleach my asshole, you know, for the camera.

Good thing we included a few tasteless j-turns to spice things up, right!?

...one of my other rides is a bright blue mazda miata...

To be fair, I’m the driver from the video, and also own a MK4 20th AE GTI with 240k miles.