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My parents did spankings, but I handled those much better than I did the yelling. I'm not saying that that shit can't be traumatic, but in my case, my father's anger and my mother's condescension left deeper psychological wounds than the spankings did (which I eventually grew numb to).

I will be keeping an eye on this story..

Because gay white men are still white men.

White people think we are an accessory, to be used as needed and/or otherwise dismissed.

There seems to be a special flavor of racial deafness among white guys who happen to be gay. I think the idea starts with the fact that they've caught shit for being gay and should thus be in solidarity with people who also have caught shit for being who they are, but some people skip the step about actually learning…

"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

Definitely read that girl's name as whitey

FUCK ALL OF THAT FOREVER.

Goldshire. Always Goldshire.

I was trying to think of words to express my feelings but I gave up and decided to let Princess Bubblegum do it for me.

So MacCallum makes...zero dollars?

Tyson. Put him in the ring with Tyson. And when it's over, Zinmerman will be purple.

Wait, what are you doing the rest of the time?

Yep. They need their servants and soldiers.

Immigrants. Duh!

And I think the rich should pay their taxes, but that just me crazytalkin'.

Of course unmarried poor males do not contribute to the problem at all.

But if the unwashed masses stop breeding who will serve the rich?