Fuck Nintendo for making this so fucking hard.

Fuck Nintendo for making this so fucking hard.

Definitely recommend the larger one. Used it when my wife went into the hospital to deliver our daughter. Held a ton of shit, and after we got home it folded up into a REALLY manageable size.

Definitely recommend the larger one. Used it when my wife went into the hospital to deliver our daughter. Held a…

I actually wish I could get a few of these. I work in a special ed classroom with students who are currently working on writing their names clean and straight, and this could work wonders for their practice.

I actually wish I could get a few of these. I work in a special ed classroom with students who are currently…

...Okay? Pretty sure these LED bulbs aren’t a macbook. Or are my eyes just deceiving me?

...Okay? Pretty sure these LED bulbs aren’t a macbook. Or are my eyes just deceiving me?

My college has done some absolutely ridiculously over-the-top shit recently, and they’ve had the balls to call asking for donations. Fuck that shit.

Did they ever end up changing the band materials? I was rocking a One for a while because I never had to worry about the rash but always seemed to forget it because it wasn’t actually on my body. Then I found a Charge HR on clearance at Target for around $65, and it’s been great except for the damn rash it seems to…

Did they ever end up changing the band materials? I was rocking a One for a while because I never had to worry…

I’m sorry that basic instructions elude you. No need to get pissy with me over it.

I’m sorry that basic instructions elude you. No need to get pissy with me over it.

I tossed a pair on my 2012 Corolla late last year and they’ve held up perfectly fine through a shitty NY winter.

I tossed a pair on my 2012 Corolla late last year and they’ve held up perfectly fine through a shitty NY winter.

I had them on in two minutes, including the time it took to open the package.

I had them on in two minutes, including the time it took to open the package.

Wow, someone who actually lives in Utah. I was starting to think someone like you would be harder to find than a gay Duggar.

Wow, someone who actually lives in Utah. I was starting to think someone like you would be harder to find than a…

Yes, let me pitch a tent in two feet of snow. Perfect time of year!

Yes, let me pitch a tent in two feet of snow. Perfect time of year!

My wife and I, in total honesty, make about $80k a year combined. Making over five times that much would be insanity. EVERY single debt we owe could be paid off in a year. Mortgage, money borrowed from parents, student loans...And we could probably set aside enough money to completely pay for our daughter’s future…

It’s been snowing outside my house all day, no stopping. My driveway is three cars long, so not too crazy. Shoveled this morning (because of course my damn snowblower won’t start) and within a couple hours, it was back to where it was. By the time I got back out again, it was almost to the top of my boots, and I…

I’m sure you do. And I do apologize for expecting something more expensive than what I have to do at least the same as what I have. My mistake, how silly of me.

I’m sure you do. And I do apologize for expecting something more expensive than what I have to do at least the same…

Then by all means, spend several hundred dollars more for that. I’ll gladly save that money for other projects by exerting myself slightly more in a day.

Then by all means, spend several hundred dollars more for that. I’ll gladly save that money for other projects by…

I walk that in an average day at work. For me, that’s basically nothing. Add in the fact that I tack on almost that much extra on a daily basis with cardio and it’s a meager amount. Even adding in the weight of my standard gas-powered push mower doesn’t really tax me any more than that. And I’m a fucking fat dude,…

I walk that in an average day at work. For me, that’s basically nothing. Add in the fact that I tack on almost…

Really, Shep, you think mowing would suck less while dragging around a long-ass extension cord?

Really, Shep, you think mowing would suck less while dragging around a long-ass extension cord?

Wow, at this point what DOESN’T get him elected for a second term? I’m guessing that list is significantly easier to type for some people.

Wow, at this point what DOESN’T get him elected for a second term? I’m guessing that list is significantly easier…

A ThinkGeek physical store opened in a mall very close to me, and the last time I was in there, they had several of these hanging up behind the counter. Didn’t seem like anyone was in a real rush for one.

A ThinkGeek physical store opened in a mall very close to me, and the last time I was in there, they had several of…

Ahhh motherfucker...Just got my monthly Subscribe and Save delivery, so this wouldn’t come until like a month from now. I’m not in dire need at the moment, but with how rapidly my daughter can burn through certain days, who knows how long my stockpile will last.

Ahhh motherfucker...Just got my monthly Subscribe and Save delivery, so this wouldn’t come until like a month from…